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Hey, what's up everyone? Welcome to Derp, my personal website and portfolio. Here you will find my artwork in the form of web/print graphics as well as websites. This is the 12th revision of Derp in a span of 3 years. Really, I should say a span of two years because I've done virtually nothing to the site for the past year. However, things have changed -- I'm Back. Am I back for good? Maybe....Maybe not, but we'll see. The reason why I say this is because I sometimes go through long streaks of not using the computer at all. It's crazy. A couple of years ago, you would have to beat me over the head with a hammer repeatedly just to get my eyes away from the monitor. As Notorious BIG would say (if he was alive), "Things Done Changed." I hope I can keep the site going for the time being. If not, then everything is down the tubes once again. Thanks for visiting in the meantime. While you're here, feel free to browse the rest of the site. 

February 29, '04 - Good Stuff. It's the first day of the new layout. It's been awhile since I've updated. Actually, I was never going to update. However, one night I just kept listening to the new Incubus album ("A Crow Left of the Murder") over and over again. I didn't like the new album at first, but it really grew on me. The songs just kept playing in the background as I was using Adobe Photoshop. Then I spontaneously decided, "Hey, time for a new layout." 

 

 

 know what you're thinking...You're thinking "this asshole probably put everything together in one night." It actually took me about 3 nights, 4 hours on average sitting. The entire time just playing the new Incubus album in the background. That's pretty much how the album grew on me. Today I guess you can say is a grand re-opening. Well, one without the inconvenience of a hellishly slow and huge crowd of people. Come to think of it, that pretty much describes this site if you have a dial-up modem. *Badoom*ching* HaHa. I'm hilarious, admit it. Who even reads this shit anyway? 

I regret to inform you that not every section is up yet. The plus side is that I'm expecting everything to be fully functional within the next couple of days. So just bare with me, ok. If you checkout the imagery section and find any broken links, just instant message or email me -- whichever you want, and I'll gladly help you out...Even if you need help modifying a wallpaper to your resolution, just drop me a line in the contact section. Let me know what you think of the site while you're at it. I encourage any suggestions and/or constructive criticism from you visitors out there in the web.

Plug: Go check out Futureproof ( www.musicisfutureproof.com ). They're friends of mine and very talented musicians. They have a show @ the Starland Balroom ( www.starlandballroom.com ) coming up on Saturday, February 28th.  It's a battle of the bands contest so make sure you drop by and give your support with a vote or two. Check out their site for more details. And don't forget to book-mark it... Oh, and I almost forgot, email the band if you want tickets. Get those tickets while you still can.

 

 

 

     
 

 ©2004 Site layout design, graphics, & writing by Ross Grisafi.